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Lady Liberty

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.

Monday, October 18, 2004

And in other news ...
posted by Tom

In the "Well, duh!" department:

You have to attend a top tier law school to reach the conclusion that the votes of incompetent morons for the most powerful job in the world shouldn’t count.

And speaking of Florida:

Problems Crop Up in Fla. Early Voting

Several hundred votes were disqualified when elderly Jewish and African-American voters mistakenly wrote in Pat Buchanan’s name on the ballot. Jesse Jackson called it the worst case of voter disenfranchisement since the names of dead Chicagoans were stricken from the rolls in 1988.

The New York Times Endorses Kerry

In other shocking news:

Jews Call Hitler’s Mein Kampf Anti-Semitic

Andrew Sullivan Comes Out In Favor Of Gay Marriage

Muslims Suspected Of Perpetrating September 11th Attacks

Michael Moore Wheezes After Climbing One Flight Of Stairs

And speaking of Moore:

Michael Moore Removes C-SPAN Cameras During Speech

… sources say Moore presented exclusive footage (from Fahrenheit 9-11) during the session, footage that never made it into the theatrical version of his 2004 film. Footage that was to be aired exclusively during a high-profile pay-for-view election special. Not a "low-profile" C-SPAN cycle.
Included was a secret audio tape of a conference call between George Bush, Dick Cheney, Usama Bin Laden, and Haliburton shortly after 9-11, secret footage of Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas sexually harassing Ruth Bader Ginsberg in her chambers immediately after oral arguments in Bush v. Gore, and secret footage of Katherine Harris burning ballots in her office wastebasket in November, 2000.

Heinz Kerry Paid Lower Tax Rate Than Most Taxpayers

John Edwards immediately launched an attack on the Bush administration, claiming this is further proof that the Republican’s tax policy unfairly favors Democrats whose spouses run for President. “There are two Americas!" Edwards screamed at a rally at New York’s Bellevue Hospital, in response to which heavily sedated Kerry/Edwards supporters drooled their approval. “One for John Kerry’s wife and one for the rest of us!” When reporters reminded him that he was Senator Kerry’s running mate, the stammering vice-presidential candidate was rescued by his wife, who said, “Yes, and I’m disappointed in his reaction to this news. He’s obviously ashamed of his relationship with John Kerry.”

posted by Tom | 10/18/2004 01:06:00 PM
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